Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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