made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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