Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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