i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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