Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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