After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Oh Jesus.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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