You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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