Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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