why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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