she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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