I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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