You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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