.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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