I must be too annoying 4 u.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
