im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
