oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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