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FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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