i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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