He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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