Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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