I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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