i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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