party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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