Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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