i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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