I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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