Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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