her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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