why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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