Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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