She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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