i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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