Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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