It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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