Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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