It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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