well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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