she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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