Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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