She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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