Me. At least after what I've been through.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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