we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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