You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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