lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i would punch a child for taco bell
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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