On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
is it fun? or sober?
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