Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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