ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
