I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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