Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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