your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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